5 Moments Of The #POWER Video That Made Me Think 'Halleloo'
This is Little Mix. You want to be a member even if you don't know it yet.
Their new single Power is taken from the Glory Days Album and this time round features Stormzy. Deal with it. The video dropped, I reaffirmed my commitment to the church of the Holy Quaternity and here are the best bits.
1. STORMZY'S HAIRCUT
Firstly, I'm not entirely sure why they were pretending to cut Stormzy's hair. He's got about 1mm all over. Also it took two women to try and pin him down to do it. My anxiety really flared up watching them swipe at him with a razor whilst he was rapping to the camera. It's like watching a drunk person slowly edge their fingers towards a ceiling fan.
2. THE FUCKING DRAG QUEENS
Look, Jade is losing her mind too. Alaska Thunderfuck, Courtney Act and Willam are some iconic bitches and I almost fell off my chair when I found out they were in this video. I am 10 on the Richter scale, I am Keli's Milkshake and I am a cheaply made plastic maraca in a children's nursery. SHAKEN.
3. JESY STANDING WITH THE MOTORBIKES
Well because, you know: Motorbike, motorbike, motorbike, motorbike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, whoop
4. THEIR MUMS
Apart from temporarily thinking that Jade had a metal leg this is just an epic shot isn't it? I mean did you know that the Little Mix mums have their own WhatsApp group and go out and get pissed together? This also isn't the first time Little Mix have played the Mum card, they took them to the BRIT Awards in 2016 too. I love you mumma.
5. GIRL (FEMALE) POWER
You might have seen this coming BUT I ENDORSE THIS MESSAGE. I am definitely a firm believer that we need some more females in positions of power. Get em in, give them education and believe in them. I'm not crying, you're crying. Idiot.
To the haters I say: 'Bye Bitch'
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